| Overheard on the El |
[Oct. 24th, 2006|07:00 pm] |
Not Pregnant Women: I want to get off at Fullerton and see if James can do my tatoo for $30.
Pregnant Women: What're you gettin? (scarfing down a bag of McDonalds)
NPW: I'm gettin Mighty Mouse, but I just want the head, the booty, and the tail. And I want it to say "booty" on the booty and the tail to be a devil's tail.
PW: Where are you gettin it?
NPW: On my neck.
PW: You want a rat's ass on your neck!!!!!
NPW: Yeah, and if he can't do it, I want to go somewhere else because I got a job interview tomorrow and I want to get it before my job interview.
later on....
PW: I'm so hungry all the time.
NPW: Yeah, you're as big as a house.
PW: I had a coupon for a free McDonalds breakfast sandwich, then I had an italian beef for lunch, and this for dinner (2 big macs, super sized fries, chocolate shake)
NPW: You need to eat more fruit!
PW: I had like FOUR Kool Aids today!!!! |
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