brian81773 ([info]brian81773) wrote,
@ 2006-10-24 19:00:00
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Overheard on the El
Not Pregnant Women: I want to get off at Fullerton and see if James can do my tatoo for $30.

Pregnant Women: What're you gettin? (scarfing down a bag of McDonalds)

NPW: I'm gettin Mighty Mouse, but I just want the head, the booty, and the tail. And I want it to say "booty" on the booty and the tail to be a devil's tail.

PW: Where are you gettin it?

NPW: On my neck.

PW: You want a rat's ass on your neck!!!!!

NPW: Yeah, and if he can't do it, I want to go somewhere else because I got a job interview tomorrow and I want to get it before my job interview.

later on....

PW: I'm so hungry all the time.

NPW: Yeah, you're as big as a house.

PW: I had a coupon for a free McDonalds breakfast sandwich, then I had an italian beef for lunch, and this for dinner (2 big macs, super sized fries, chocolate shake)

NPW: You need to eat more fruit!

PW: I had like FOUR Kool Aids today!!!!



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[info]gravytation
2006-10-25 01:45 am UTC (link)
We all should eat and drink more froot.

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[info]mattstratton
2006-10-25 02:51 am UTC (link)
You should send this in to the Chicagoist Overheard. It's a lot funnier than what they usually post.

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